Straight Nonsense – My Dream (Pajama J)

 

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Last night I had a crazy dream involving some of the members of Odd Future.  Personally, I don’t think I would fit into Odd Future, but apparently I was about to get into the Golf Wang but I needed a sick name.  Apparently Pajama J didn’t cut it, but hey, I don’t make the rules.  Anyways, so they started to put my name into a generator which spit out a name that fit along side of Earl Sweatshirt, Frank Ocean, Domo Genesis, Jasper Dolphin & Taco Bennett.  By the way, the last 3 are my favorite, I think.

To my disappointment, I awoke from my sleep still the same ol’ Pajama J who creates posts about music, art, and nonsense.  Unfortunately I could not scream out Wolf Gang or Golf Wang and feel like a badass.

So I googled “Odd Future Name Generator” earlier this morning and found a few forums that felt that there needed to be site to do so.   ASAP.

I know that there are a few Wu-Tang Clan Name Generators out there which are pretty decent.  They are almost the same exact idea.  So I decided to give some of the OFWG members Wu-Tang names since I couldn’t give myself a OF name.  Here they are:

Tyler, The Creator - B-loved Criminal
Hodgy Beats – Lazy-assed Menace
Left Brain - Master Lover
Earl Sweatshirt – Gentlemen Wizard
Frank Ocean - Misunderstood Swami
Domo Genesis - Fearless Desperado
Syd the Kyd –  Insane Leader
Jasper Dolphin –  Pesty Assassin
Taco Bennett –  Sarkastik Ambassador

Some of these names are funny and some are straight up whack, i.e. Insane Leader. Ha so stupid.  I will be out of the country for over a week with no phone, computer, or internet so Scorch will be running the show.  Be sure to continue checking out the site.

Oh, and there better be a OF Name Generator when I get back.

‘jama

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